Trashy Mic Trash Bag - Previous assginment

The trash bag. Ah...such a useful piece of technology that no one really takes a second to appreciate. All the hassles and time it saves. Being such a common, everyday, luxury tool tho it's just a standard in household necessities for the high pace life most everyone lives and most hate. From the mansions where the owners never think about replacing them to the slums where they're not put in trash cans because they actually serve as a trash can, being emptied in a nearby dumpster and then brought back in to be refilled.Its partner the trash CAN, are a dynamic duo in the fight against an inconvenience. So many daily issues that who has time these days to not use a trash bag? Implying they can afford them. This brings me to my next point with the fact that I called them luxury. They aren't required inside the trash can they just prevent future time wasted that could have been on something more important like Tv.Trash bags are an awesome thing though so don't be fooled! They are stretchy now so we can cram that much more in them and now they also don't even rip! OOOO...AHHHH... so spiffy! Think of what we would have to do without them! Actually deal with tones of paper pieces, dripping and oozing, smells, and carrying individual pieces to the trash instead of a ginormace heep of them. What a stress reliever they are in the end, so take a sec and give your trash bag pat on the back.